Yes, finally after years of hoping, praying and wishing I finally have the house to myself. Not for long though, my parents will be back in two weeks but I ain’t crying, two weeks is enough for me.
You might think my parents must be crazy to leave a child as insane as me home alone, but it is through no fault of their own. They did try to hire a babysitter.
They say that human mind is best satisfied when it does something it is not allowed to do and so I did. I have always wanted to cook, put together all the tasty stuff and whip up an extremely delicate yet tasty dish. And since this was my first time in the kitchen I decided to work on something less intricate. I decided I’d make a simple smoothie. So I put in all my favorite food items and mixed and whipped to make the greatest smoothie ever known to man.
The smoothie turned out to be a flop. Lesson learnt: No matter how good meat tastes, do not put it in a smoothie.
Oh! well that was a sad ending to what could have otherwise been MasterChef – esque glory.
Later it so happened I left the hot water tap running in the bathroom and had forgotten all about it. Usually Mother would have noticed and turned it off but today it just kept running till the house was shrouded in a misty gloss. The neighbor seeing this thought the house was on fire and immediately dialed 911. A fire truck appeared around the corner within half an hour. By which I had realized the running water and turned off the tap. So no more smoke = neighbor in trouble.
My neighbor was in shock when she was booked with a hefty fine for causing alarm and wasting valuable emergency resources.
She was later at my door demanding an apology for what was seriously not my mistake to which my reply was, ” What begins with an F ends with a K and costs your neighbor? That’s right, A Firetruck.”
“Your going to have to pay for this you little twat, this is the last of your silly tricks.” She said as she stormed off.
I didn’t take her words seriously till later when….. (To be continued)
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